March 2012
110 posts
Anonymous asked: Why are you in a wheelchair? If you don't mind me asking :)
intellectualambush asked: You are so right, the subjunctive is the verb mood.
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(edit: These kinds of constructions are actually called the subjunctive mood!)
thebigtomowski replied to your post: Men who can properly conjugate the conditional tense of “to be” are automatically sexy to me.
I don’t know what you mean by that, care to explain it to a legitimately interested follower?
First, let it be known that I omitted a word in that post: it should have read:...
Neil Gaiman suggests we celebrate Leap Day by...
This is late, but anyone interested? Neil’s right: It’s been about four years since I’ve had a decent dinner.
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Anonymous asked: Got any tips for a bicurious dude?
February 2012
151 posts
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“Arm yourself because no one else here will save you. The odds will betray you....”
– From Chris Cornell’s “You Know My Name”
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And I think the beautiful thing about loving you as I do is that I love him, too. But you do not compete for me, no. There was never a war of any kind: you both have me, neither of you more than the other. And you are mine, and I am so thankful that I do not have to choose.
How could I ever?
“What’s good about saying nothing is that you lessen the tendency to hurt others....”
– (via eletheowl)
Relevant.
(via composedchaos)
I think this quote exemplifies why I am so loud, why I always speak up. I will not be silent to my own detriment. I will not lose because someone else can’t win.
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And you tell me, well—you tell me I shouldn’t look back.
Tell me how to do anything else.
Tell how to forget.
You say move on. I say you don’t know.
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Don’t mind this; it’s some Basil look-alike for Krio. [NSFW: Male nudity after the cut]
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“I feel good today. I am going to write thank you notes on nude photographs of...”
– Joey Comeau
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One time, this straight guy was drunk and hitting on me in the only way he seemed to know how.
Which was by saying I look like Dave Matthews.
“Don’t be like so many writers, don’t be like so many thousands of people who...”
– Charles Bukowski (via thosehearts)
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Dear everyone whining about Harry Potter not...
I understand that the books are wonderful and the series touched your life and you grew up with the movies. I love Harry Potter as well.
But sentimental value is not a category that the Academy considers for awards.
Okay this is ridiculous.
I am someone who struggles with my gender and sexuality. Like, I actually devote hours each day to trying to figure myself out. I am seen differently by some people because of this.
People who are really actually not a non-normative identity but want to feel oppressed to can go fuck right the hell off.
I saw this post (written by someone with a few intersecting disprivileges) going around that basically called for everyone to stop talking about privilege and oppression, because those who do are just further stratifying people, creating more “us” and “them” camps.
That doesn’t sit right with me at all.
I mean, I get it. Calling attention to a difference does,...
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“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other...”
– George Bernard Shaw (via wretchedoftheearth)
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I need to get out of here. I need to live somewhere new and kiss someone strange. I need to not know where the hell I am. I need to be a little alone and a little scared and maybe a little lonely. I need to miss where I come from and be terrified of ever going back. I need air I haven’t breathed before and paths I’ve never walked. I need to move toward my future, or, in the very least, toward...
“”Sometimes,” said Pooh, “the smallest things take up the most room in your...”
– (via downbeatlove)
Hehe.
(via dailymurf)
My Hunger Games premiere is gonna be...
We will have Cinna, Katniss, Prim, and Effie.
YUP.
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Kicking Kelly's ass at Words With Friends like...
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atomicgrandfatherclock:
Is it considered a talent to somehow get straight guys to talk about how big their dick is and then dive right into discussion about gay/straight sex and then possibly question their own orientation?
Because goddamn this is like the third time.
And fuck they always live so far away or I have graduated from high school with them.
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Sometimes I pretend I can make graphics. I can...
My grandmother has so many stories, and sometimes I feel she stores them away in her wrinkles, or maybe her frown lines. Or her scars or her broken teeth.
Or in all the other things that make her beautiful.
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Anonymous asked: I was hoping you would to see if you knew of any theatre productions etc going around, because i'm having terrible luck finding any.
I can’t help that you have the face of someone I loved.
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I think, if/when I am well enough to go away to university, I will explore polyamory.
In my opinion, polyamory makes sense. I have never been comfortable with the idea of being anyone’s anything, but I am especially disinterested in being anyone’s everything. I doubt if I could ever say, “Yes, I expect you, a single other human being, to fulfill all my needs in a romantic and...
I like to walk through old, empty houses. It’s like living in an echo of something forgotten.
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scoobitone replied to your post: lemonmoranpie replied to your post: I am so tired…
What about Zelda in in “Ocarina of Time”? When she was Sheik?
Zelda had to literally become a man to be useful.
A wild Writing Inspiration appeared!
It used Provide Muse!
Wes began to write!
Just as valuable as knowing what to say is knowing when to say nothing at all.
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from-kitty-to-karen asked: Vous êtes incroyable <3
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So I have felt pretty attractive all day and now I am listening to 90s jams and dancing. All that’s missing is some writing, but oh well. I feel awesome.
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“We are what remains. We are just shreds of Eden and we will never get back to a...”
For your consideration:
No one is too good for being a sex worker. No one is above taking sexual partners for money. No one is giving something away. No one is less for having sex, ever, whether there is money involved or not.
I go in to take my driver’s exam, finally.
They see me limping and ask why. I say I have cerebral palsy.
They say I cannot take any of their precious exams until I’m evaluated by a drivers’ safety officer.
I flip all their tables.
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My car has a USB port.
I should install Linux on it
Maybe I’d get better gas mileage but none of the gas would be compatible.
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What is the fandom world going to do when Shreds of Eden comes out and there is actual canon gay to ship and nobody has to grasp at any straws to say that two male characters have made a regular habit of rutting one another.
Will everyone just go home or
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You are the one I want.
I’m not trying to be cute; I just think we should have lots of sex. Preferably soon.
"Smash is just trying to be Glee."
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Your beauty is in the small things no one else sees. It’s a tragedy knowing anything that no one else can really know.
But in this case I will be okay.
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One morning, you wake up and he’s crept into the quiet parts of you. He’s resting in the undersides of your soul, where you might never have looked for him. He’s found his way into the hollows of your bones. He’s in too deep for you to dig him out now. He’s in your laugh; he’s behind your smile. He’s the source of so many things that once came only from you. He’s in your heart, and surely in your...
I will take no road that does not lead back to you.
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Being Gorgeous
[I was directed to write a piece that sounded pretty when read aloud. The result was this old thing.]
He stands strong against the doorframe, his silhouette shaping such succulent grace that I fear my eyes might come loose from my head just to drink him in deeper. His alabaster skin shimmers in the light from the little window beside us. When he exhales suddenly, a strange force draws my eyes up...
Let’s walk down the Champs Élysées and talk about how we’re going to change the world.
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Anonymous asked: Is there a version of you who dates ladies? Can you point me to him?