February 2012
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“We are what remains. We are just shreds of Eden and we will never get back to a...”
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Screaming internally
I always attract the closet cases.
I’m all for helping people come to a positive sexual identity but I’m not good at being patient when a man’s internalized issues stand between me and his junk.
For your consideration:
No one is too good for being a sex worker. No one is above taking sexual partners for money. No one is giving something away. No one is less for having sex, ever, whether there is money involved or not.
I go in to take my driver’s exam, finally.
They see me limping and ask why. I say I have cerebral palsy.
They say I cannot take any of their precious exams until I’m evaluated by a drivers’ safety officer.
I flip all their tables.
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My car has a USB port.
I should install Linux on it
Maybe I’d get better gas mileage but none of the gas would be compatible.
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What is the fandom world going to do when Shreds of Eden comes out and there is actual canon gay to ship and nobody has to grasp at any straws to say that two male characters have made a regular habit of rutting one another.
Will everyone just go home or
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You are the one I want.
I’m not trying to be cute; I just think we should have lots of sex. Preferably soon.
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BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
Driver's Exam stuff today
someone distract me.
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WELP
Just nearly had a threesome with one of my ladyfriends and this guy I’ve wanted to have for half an age.
But only nearly.
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There are sexy men all over my dashboard right now. Help.
So I got my new binder
chenisthebestkitty:
fuzzybagels:
deathforamau5:
roughkiss:
gondolas-and-shit:
innercheeseburger:
mwnci:
therealjazzbertie:
megannicoline:
This is me in my usual bra, note the 34D/32DD boobs.
And here is the binder, almost completely flat.
This thing is awesome. It is remarkably comfortable, too. Feels a bit like wearing a sports bra. I got it from Love Boat, this one...
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bedabug replied to your post: “Smash is just trying to be Glee.”
My problem with Smash is that the actual Broadway star that also auditions for the role with Katherine McPhee is way better than her and so I was sitting there going “I’m sorry but there’s no way you’d reasonably get this part”
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I’m trying to reconcile this in my head by telling myself, “Okay, no, Megan...
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"Smash is just trying to be Glee."
AHAHAHAHAHA.
If you say "y'all" or "ain't" in my presence,...
vapidintellect:
y’all can fuck off. dialect ain’t have any inference on intelligence.
anyway, i don’t like saying ain’t for specific reasons (it just doesn’t sound good when I say it, I like when others say it, though, it’s just not me?) but I fuckin’ say y’all. I lived down in Texas for a while and it happened.
I started saying “y’all” and even “you all,” where...
Is anyone interested in being my beta reader?
I have friends who could do this, yes, but my friends are busy people who don’t need to spend any of their time looking at my work with a critical eye. If you like to peer-edit prose (especially fantasy prose, as I am wont to write), contact me!
Your beauty is in the small things no one else sees. It’s a tragedy knowing anything that no one else can really know.
But in this case I will be okay.
I was visited by a lot of prose ideas before I...
Most of them are sexy or smutty.
Maybe I should just keep them to myself.
Florence + The Machine have a tour date that is...
And I will be in Chicago that evening.
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I just saw myself in the mirror and thought, “Oh, I look hot!”
Small victories. I can only imagine how I’ll feel when I reach my goal weight.
I just love not being taken seriously, especially when it’s because of my disability.
I think I am the only person alive who enjoys both Ingrid Michaelson and Jason Mraz but hates You and I
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taptaptap asked: People are so stupid. In the few relationships I've had with women there would always be dudes around letting me know they would "turn me straight". Apparently the power of heterosexual genitalia will do that to you.
When people who learn that I'm gay tell me to "try...
I love Adam Levine’s hipbones.
I want Adam Levine’s hipbones to become well-acquainted with my hipbones.
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Smash is on tonight.
I have rehearsal.
“Hey, Captain Jack, you busy tonight? Would you like to be?”
– Sometimes I get texts that are both fandom-y and sexy.
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One morning, you wake up and he’s crept into the quiet parts of you. He’s resting in the undersides of your soul, where you might never have looked for him. He’s found his way into the hollows of your bones. He’s in too deep for you to dig him out now. He’s in your laugh; he’s behind your smile. He’s the source of so many things that once came only from you. He’s in your heart, and surely in your...
when girls on tumblr
aqua-fuck:
mermaiderotica:
wizardofloz:
post pictures of them in pedi-coats out and about saying they ‘love the new skirt they just bought’. You’re soooooo stupid.
omg yes!!!
Wtf is a pedi-coat is it like a jacket for the feet???
I may be disinterested in fashion but uh.
Isn’t an underskirt called a petticoat?
I will take no road that does not lead back to you.
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Being Gorgeous
[I was directed to write a piece that sounded pretty when read aloud. The result was this old thing.]
He stands strong against the doorframe, his silhouette shaping such succulent grace that I fear my eyes might come loose from my head just to drink him in deeper. His alabaster skin shimmers in the light from the little window beside us. When he exhales suddenly, a strange force draws my eyes up...
Some men write so well that I just want them to...
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RIA. HEY RIA.
Is it okay that when I saw this I could think only of college!Shaun? id even k
[warning for male nudity under the cut]
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Hey, party people.
My mate Ria is celebrating the first anniversary of her 21st birthday! Go give her some attention.
If we’re lucky, I will have a story for her all finished and sort-of pretty before the day is through.
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There are so many things I’d rather do than admit out loud that you love me more than I love you. I am selfish, I’ll admit. I’m full of things you may never quite forgive.
People who really want to have children kind of scare me.
In response to my yawn, my friend said to me, “I want to be in a punk band called Your Melodic Yawn and be caught in a scandal for having sex with you and all your exceedingly attractive male secretaries once you’re famous.”
imagine the headlines:
Punk Headliner Your Melodic Yawn Caught In Sex Scandal With Celebrated Fantasy Novelist
Celebrated Fantasy Novelist Not Actually...
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I just yawned to the tune of the chorus of...